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The Courthouse Cafe LLC 109 S Main Ave

109 S Main Ave, Portales, NM
Pickup Only
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LUNCH* 11:00AM-8:00PM
KIDS MENU* 11:00AM-8:00PM
SIDES*
BEVERAGES

Featured Items

  • LITTLE RASCAL BURGER*

    One all-beef patty, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, and your choice of mayo, mustard, or ketchup on a toasted bun.
    $8.00
  • THE SHERIFF SANCHEZ BURGER*

    $11.75+
  • THE INTERROGATOR*

    Our Slow Roasted Roast Beef served on a baguette along with a cup of our delicious Au jus. Feel free to add some cheese to make for an even tastier sandwich!
    $9.50

LUNCH* 11:00AM-8:00PM

SANDWICHES*

  • ACCOMPLICE CLUB*

    Our Roasted Turkey, Bacon, cheddar & swiss cheese with lettuce & tomato on white, wheat or sourdough bread and your choice of mayo, mustard, or dijonnaise.
    $9.75
  • THE DOMESTIC PARTNER*

    Ham & Swiss -OR- Turkey & Swiss with lettuce, tomato, onion, & dijonnaise on a baguette.
    $9.75
  • THE RUSTLER ROAST BEEF*

    Our Slow Roasted Roast Beef topped with Cheddar Cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion with a delicious horseradish sauce served on a hoagie roll.
    $9.75
  • THE HOT HAVANA*

    Our Slow Roasted Pulled Pork & Ham, swiss cheese, a pickle & mustard served on a baguette.
    $10.75
  • THE SQUEALER*

    Not 2…Not 3…BUT 4 slices of Bacon!!! With lettuce & tomato & mayonnaise on your choice of white, wheat or sourdough bread.
    $9.50
  • THE INTERROGATOR*

    Our Slow Roasted Roast Beef served on a baguette along with a cup of our delicious Au jus. Feel free to add some cheese to make for an even tastier sandwich!
    $9.50
  • THE WHITE COLLAR JAILBIRD*

    Our Roasted Turkey with swiss cheese, avocado, mayo, lettuce & tomato served on a buttery croissant.
    $10.50
  • THE MOBSTER*

    Pepperoni, Salami & Ham with provolone cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, banana peppers, red wine vinegar, olive oil & oregano served on a hoagie roll.
    $10.50
  • THE ELIOT NESS*

    $9.75
  • THE EMANCIPATED MINOR*

    $7.75
  • THE PECOS BOB*

    $9.75
  • THE STAKEOUT*

    $9.50

BURGERS*

All burgers come with a side of fries and a pickle spear.
  • THE DEPUTY DOUBLE*

    Two beef patties with American cheese topped with lettuce, tomato, onion and our amazing house sauce on a toasted bun.
    $10.75+
  • THE BILLY THE KID BURGER*

    Two 3oz fresh beef patties with green chile and pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion and mayonnaise on a toasted bun.
    $11.50+
  • THE SHERIFF HOOKER BURGER*

    Two 3oz fresh beef patty’s with cheddar cheese, 2 bacon slices, lettuce, tomato, sauteed onions and our delicious homemade BBQ Sauce on a toasted bun.
    $11.50+
  • THE SHERIFF PARKER BURGER*

    Two 3oz fresh beef patties with cheddar & pepper jack cheese, green chile, house made chimichurri sauce, bacon, lettuce, tomato & onion on a toasted bun.
    $11.50+
  • THE DOC HOLIDAY BURGER*

    Two 3oz fresh beef patties with sauteed mushrooms, swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion & dijonnaise on a toasted bun.
    $11.50+
  • THE ANNIE OAKLEY BURGER*

    Two 3oz fresh beef patties with provolone cheese, avocado, sauteed mushrooms, lettuce, tomato, onion, bacon and mayonnaise on a toasted bun.
    $12.50+
  • THE DOC ELDER BURGER

    Two 3oz fresh beef patties with sauteed mushrooms, onions, bacon, grilled tomato, provolone cheese an dijonaisse on sourdough.
    $12.50+
  • THE SANTA ANA BURGER*

    Two 3oz all-beef patties, pepper jack and shredded cheddar jack cheese, lettuce, Pico de Gallo, avocado, tostada strips, and Baja sauce on a toasted bun. Served with fries and a pickle spear.
    $12.50+
  • THE SHERIFF SANCHEZ BURGER*

    $11.75+

TACOS & WRAPS*

  • THE BUGSY WRAP

    The wrap version of our Mobster. served cold. Pepperoni, salami, ham, provolone cheese, fresh spinach, tomato, banana peppers, red wine vinegar, olive oil, oregano & ranch dressing wrapped up in a flour tortilla.
    $9.50
  • THE HOUND WRAP

    Our refreshing spinach tortilla wrap. filled with chicken, fresh spinach, swiss cheese, bacon, tomato, onion & ranch dressing.
    $9.00
  • JACK THE WRAPPER

    Fried chicken, shredded cheddar-jack cheese, pico de gallo, & our house made salsa wrapped in a flour tortilla.
    $9.50
  • THE ELFEGO BACA TACOS*

    Two mojo pork tacos with shredded cheddar-jack, lettuce, pico de gallo, & sour cream on corn tortillas.
    $10.50

SALADS*

  • CHEF SALAD

    Ham, turkey, hard boiled egg, cucumber, cherry tomato, & cheddar Jack cheese on a bed of fresh Iceberg lettuce.
    $11.00
  • COBB SALAD

    Ham, bacon, black olives, hard boiled egg, cucumber, cherry tomatoes, bleu cheese crumble, & cheddar Jack cheese on a bed of fresh Iceberg lettuce.
    $11.00
  • GARDEN SALAD

    Cherry tomatoes, red onion, cucumber & house made croutons on a bed of shredded Iceberg lettuce.
    $9.00
  • SOUTHWEST CHICKEN SALAD

    Black beans, roasted corn, tomato, cheese, & our seasoned grilled chicken on a bed of fresh Iceberg lettuce.
    $11.25
  • KETO BLASTER SALAD

    Avocado, bacon, cheese, egg, & turkey served on a bed of fresh Iceberg lettuce.
    $11.25
  • THE JOAQUIN TACO SALAD

    $11.50
  • SIDE GARDEN SALAD

    $5.50

SEAFOOD*

  • SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES TACOS

    Beer battered pollock, deep fried & served on corn tortillas. Topped with lettuce, tomato & house-made Baja sauce.
    $13.75
  • THE INTERNATIONAL WATERS

    $13.75
  • THE SHRIMP PO'BOY

    $14.00
  • JACQUES COUSTEAU SHRIMP BASKET

    $13.25
  • SHARK BAIT FISH & CHIPS

    $13.25

GRAVEYARD SERIES*

  • THE UNMARKED GRAVE

    Our version of Poutine. Fries topped with brown gravy, white cheddar cheese curds, roast beef, tomato & green onion.
    $14.75
  • THE GRANTS TOMB

    A bed of fries topped with two burger patties, brown gravy, sautéed mushrooms, swiss cheese, diced tomato & green onions.
    $13.75
  • BISCUITS & GRAVY*

    A huge fresh biscuit made from scratch in our bakery topped with a generous helping of our homemade sausage gravy.
    $6.00

KIDS MENU* 11:00AM-8:00PM

KIDS LUNCH*

  • GRILLED CHEESE*

    Choice of bread with melty delicious cheddar and provolone cheese.
    $7.75
  • PB & J*

    Choice of bread with creamy Peanut butter and choice of Grape or Strawberry jelly
    $7.75
  • THE PLEA BARGAIN*

    Choice of of White -OR- Wheat -OR- Sourdough bread & choice of Ham -OR- Turkey -OR- Bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato & mayo. Served with a side of fries.
    $8.75
  • LITTLE WRANGLER*

    Our fresh slow roasted Roast Beef sliced and topped with Cheddar Cheese on your choice of bread and topped with lettuce & tomato & your choice of sauce.
    $8.75
  • LITTLE RASCAL BURGER*

    One all-beef patty, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, and your choice of mayo, mustard, or ketchup on a toasted bun.
    $8.00
  • CHICKEN STRIPS*

    $8.00

SIDES*

EXTRA SIDES*

  • PASTA SALAD

    $2.00+
  • POTATO SALAD

    $2.00+
  • CUCUMBER SALAD

    $2.00+
  • COLE SLAW

    $2.00+
  • SIDE GARDEN SALAD

    $5.50
  • CUP OF SOUP

    $4.50
  • BOWL OF SOUP

    $7.00

EXTRA SAUCE*

  • SIDE RANCH DRESSING*

    $0.50
  • SIDE SPICY RANCH*

    $0.55
  • SIDE KETCHUP*

    $0.50
  • SIDE BURGER SAUCE*

    $0.80
  • SIDE AVOCADO*

    $0.80
  • SIDE SALSA*

    $0.75
  • SIDE HONEY MUSTARD*

    $1.00
  • SIDE BBQ SAUCE*

    $0.80

BEVERAGES

FOUNTAIN DRINKS

  • FOUNTAIN DRINK

    $2.49+
  • WATER TO-GO

    $1.00+
  • BAG OF ICE

    $3.00

HOT COFFEES

  • BOB'S CUP

    $1.50+
  • LATTE

    $3.75+
  • CAPPUCINO

    $3.75+
  • MACCIATO

    $3.75+
  • AMERICANO

    $2.50+
  • RED EYE

    $3.75+
  • CAFE AU LAIT

    $3.00+
  • CORTADO

    $3.25
  • ESPRESSO SINGLE SHOT

    $1.50
  • ESPRESSO DOUBLE SHOT

    $2.25
  • ESPRESSO TRIPLE SHOT

    $2.75
  • BREVE LATTE

    $5.00+

COLD COFFEES

  • ICED LATTE

    $4.25
  • ICED MACCIATO

    $4.50
  • ICED BREVE LATTE

    $4.75
  • COLD BREW

    $3.00
  • ICED ESPRESSO SINGLE SHOT

    $2.00
  • ICED ESPRESSO DOUBLE SHOT

    $2.50
  • ICED ESPRESSO TRIPLE SHOT

    $3.00
  • ICED AMERICANO

    $2.50
  • ICED RED EYE

    $4.25
  • AFFOGATO

    $3.00

FRAPPES

  • VANILLA FRAPPE

    $5.50
  • CARAMEL FRAPPE

    $5.50
  • RED VELVET FRAPPE

    $5.50
  • FRAPPE OF THE MONTH

    OUT OF STOCK
    $6.00

HOT CHOCOLATE

  • HOT CHOCOLATE

    $3.50+
  • WHITE HOT CHOCOLATE

    $3.50+
  • HOT BUTTERSCOTCH

    $3.50+

TEAS

  • ICED TEA GALLON JUG

    $4.99+
  • HOT TEA

    $1.50+
  • LONDON FOG HOT

    $3.50+
  • LONDON FOG ICED

    $4.35
  • CHAI TEA LATTE HOT

    $3.50+
  • CHAI TEA LATTE ICED

    $4.35
  • MATCHA LATTE HOT

    $3.95+
  • MATCHA LATTE ICED

    $4.75
  • EARL GREYHOUND

    $3.75+
  • BUTTERFLY LEMONADE

    $2.50

MILK

  • Medium Milk

    $2.00
  • Large Milk

    $2.50

SHAKES/SMOOTHIES

  • SHAKE

    OUT OF STOCK
    $4.50
  • THE FROZEN STRAWBERRY LEMONADE

    OUT OF STOCK
    $4.50

SIDE HONEY MUSTARD*

$1.00
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The Courthouse Cafe LLC Location and Hours

(575) 226-2253
109 S Main Ave, Portales, NM 88130
Open now • Closes at 8PM
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