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SUNDAY BRUNCH
BREAKFAST* 8:00AM-11:00AM
LUNCH* 11:00AM-8:00PM
KIDS MENU* 11:00AM-8:00PM
SATURDAY BREAKFAST ALL DAY*
BEVERAGES

SUNDAY BRUNCH

PANCAKES - CREPES - WAFFLES

  • CREPE STACK

    3 Crepes served with butter & syrup.

    $4.95

  • PANCAKE STACK

    Stack of 3 amazing sweet cream pancakes. Topped with butter and maple syrup.

    $6.50

  • WAFFLE STACK

    Stack of 3 delicious waffles topped with butter & maple syrup.

    $7.15

  • ODDFATHER CREPES

    3 Crepes stuffed with brown sugar cinnamon mascarpone cream & mini chocolate chips. Topped with chocolate sauce, whipped cream, mini chocolate chips & powdered sugar.

    $7.70
    OUT OF STOCK

  • PARQ CENTRAL STACK

    3 Crepes stuffed with banana & nutella. Topped with chocolate sauce, whipped cream and powdered sugar.

    $7.15
    OUT OF STOCK

  • BEDLAM STACK

    Stack of 3 amazing sweet cream pancakes cooked with chocolate chips. Topped with whipped cream & powdered sugar. Served with butter and maple syrup.

    $8.25

  • TOPEKA STACK

    Stack of 3 amazing sweet cream pancakes cooked with peanut butter chips. Topped with whipped cream & powdered sugar. Served with butter and maple syrup.

    $8.80

  • BYBERRY STACK

    3 Crepes stuffed with brown sugar & cinnamon mascarpone cream. Topped with blueberry compote, whipped cream & powdered sugar

    $7.15

  • CREPE FLIGHT

    $7.15
    OUT OF STOCK

  • PANCAKE FLIGHT

    $8.80

  • WAFFLE FLIGHT

    $9.90

  • THE LONE PANCAKE

    $2.75

BRUNCH SANDWICHES

  • THE SURPRISE WITNESS

    Your choice of Ham & Swiss or Turkey & Swiss, avocado, lettuce, tomato & mayo on a buttery croissant. Served with frys.

    $13.75
    OUT OF STOCK

  • THE ACCESSORY CLUB

    Your choice of Ham or Turkey on choice of white, wheat or sourdough bread. Topped with swiss & cheddar cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato & dijonnaise . Served with frys.

    $13.75

BRUNCH PLATES

  • THE BELLE STARR BURGER

    2 all beef patties grilled on 2 corn tortillas with shredded jack & cheddar cheese. Stuffed with lettuce, tomato, onion & black beans. Topped with your choice or red or green enchilada sauce & over easy egg. Served with frys.

    $12.10

  • THE DISORDERLY CONDUCT

    2 all beef patties topped with melted american cheese. Laid on a bed of lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo, mustard, ketchup & relish. This is all chopped together and stuffed in a grilled hoagie roll. Served with frys.

    $12.10

  • CHILAQUILES

    Crispy tortilla strips tossed in red chile sauce & house potatoes. Topped with an egg cooked the way you like along with shredded cheddar-jack cheese and your choice of bacon, sausage, ham OR chorizo.

    $13.20

BREAKFAST* 8:00AM-11:00AM

BURRITOS*

  • BACON EGG & CHEESE BURRITO*

    3 eggs scrambled and topped with cheddar & jack cheese, crispy bacon, wrapped in a warm tortilla and toasted on the grill.

    $6.75
    OUT OF STOCK

  • SAUSAGE EGG & CHEESE*

    3 eggs scrambled and topped with cheddar & jack cheese, delicious sausage, wrapped in a warm tortilla and toasted on the grill.

    $6.75

  • CHORIZO EGG & CHEESE*

    3 eggs scrambled and topped with cheddar & jack cheese, delicious chorizo, wrapped in a warm tortilla and toasted on the grill.

    $6.75

  • BURRO*

    $11.35

BREAKFAST SANDWICHES*

  • BREAKFAST SANDWICH*

    An egg cooked the way you like it with your choice of cheese, bacon, sausage, or ham, on your choice of bread.

    $6.50

  • BAGEL SANDWICH*

    An egg cooked the way you like it with your choice of cheese, bacon, sausage, or ham, on your choice of bagel.

    $6.50

  • THE CRAIG MAC*

    An egg served on a toasted english muffin topped with american cheese and your choice of sausage, ham or bacon.

    $5.50

  • MIKE'S LONE CHICKEN BISCUT*

    $7.50
    OUT OF STOCK

BREAKFAST BOWLS*

  • THE 5-TO-LIFE*

    Our delicious BIG breakfast bowl. 2 eggs cooked the way you like with house potato's. Then your choice of bacon, sausage, or ham, choice of cheese, and your choice of white, wheat or sourdough toast.

    $11.50

  • THE KETO BREAKFAST

    Two eggs cooked the way you like with your choice of bacon, sausage, or ham and choice of cheese.

    $8.00

BREAKFAST PLATES*

  • THE ONE EGG BREAKFAST*

    One egg cooked the way you like with your choice of bacon, sausage, or ham and choice of white or wheat bread.

    $6.50

  • THE TWO EGG BREAKFAST*

    Two eggs cooked the way you like with your choice of bacon, sausage, or ham and choice of white or wheat bread.

    $7.75

  • JUST ONE EGG*

    One egg cooked the way you like.

    $3.00

  • JUST TWO EGGS*

    Two eggs cooked the way you like.

    $4.50

OMLETTES*

  • BUILD YOUR OWN OMLETTE*

    A delicious three egg omelet with your choice of cheese and as many toppings as you like!

    $6.25

BREAD STUFF*

  • BISCUITS & GRAVY*

    A fresh biscuit made from scratch in our bakery topped with a generous helping of our homemade sausage gravy.

    $5.50
    OUT OF STOCK

  • FRENCH TOAST*

    Two slices of hand battered thick Texas toast, topped with powdered sugar and served with a side of syrup.

    $7.00

  • EXTRA SLICE OF FRENCH TOAST*

    $3.25

  • THE LONE BAGEL*

    $3.25

  • THE LONE CROISSANT*

    $3.00

  • THE LONE TORTILLA*

    $2.15

  • THE LONE ENGLISH MUFFIN*

    $1.90

  • THE LONE BISCUIT*

    $1.65
    OUT OF STOCK

  • JUST TOAST*

    $1.65

LUNCH* 11:00AM-8:00PM

SANDWICHES*

  • ACCOMPLICE CLUB*

    Our Roasted Turkey, Bacon, cheddar & swiss cheese with lettuce & tomato on white, wheat or sourdough bread and your choice of mayo, mustard, or dijonnaise.

  • THE DOMESTIC PARTNER*

    Ham & Swiss -OR- Turkey & Swiss with lettuce, tomato, onion, & dijonnaise on a baguette.

  • THE RUSTLER ROAST BEEF*

    Our Slow Roasted Roast Beef topped with Cheddar Cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion with a delicious horseradish sauce served on a hoagie roll.

  • THE HOT HAVANA*

    Our Slow Roasted Pulled Pork & Ham, swiss cheese, a pickle & mustard served on a baguette.

  • THE SQUEALER*

    Not 2…Not 3…BUT 4 slices of Bacon!!! With lettuce & tomato & mayonnaise on your choice of white, wheat or sourdough bread.

    OUT OF STOCK

  • THE INTERROGATOR*

    Our Slow Roasted Roast Beef served on a baguette along with a cup of our delicious Au jus. Feel free to add some cheese to make for an even tastier sandwich!

  • THE WHITE COLLAR JAILBIRD*

    Our Roasted Turkey with swiss cheese, avocado, mayo, lettuce & tomato served on a buttery croissant.

  • THE MOBSTER*

    Pepperoni, Salami & Ham with provolone cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, banana peppers, red wine vinegar, olive oil & oregano served on a hoagie roll.

  • THE ACCOUNTANT*

    Pastrami topped with melted swiss cheese, cole slaw, pickled onions and mustard ona toasted Hoagie roll.

  • THE PAROLE BOARD*

    Pastrami topped with melted swiss cheese, cole slaw, pickled onions and mustard ona toasted Hoagie roll.

  • THE ELIOT NESS*

  • THE EMANCIPATED MINOR*

  • THE PECOS BOB*

BURGERS*

All burgers come with a side of fries and a pickle spear.

  • THE DEPUTY DOUBLE*

    Two beef patties with American cheese topped with lettuce, tomato, onion and our amazing house sauce on a toasted bun.

    $10.25

  • THE BILLY THE KID BURGER*

    Two 3oz fresh beef patties with green chile and pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion and mayonnaise on a toasted bun.

    $11.00

  • THE SHERIFF HOOKER BURGER*

    Two 3oz fresh beef patty’s with cheddar cheese, 2 bacon slices, lettuce, tomato, sauteed onions and our delicious homemade BBQ Sauce on a toasted bun.

    $11.00

  • THE SHERIFF PARKER BURGER*

    Two 3oz fresh beef patties with cheddar & pepper jack cheese, green chile, house made chimichurri sauce, bacon, lettuce, tomato & onion on a toasted bun.

    $11.00

  • THE DOC HOLIDAY BURGER*

    Two 3oz fresh beef patties with sauteed mushrooms, swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion & dijonnaise on a toasted bun.

    $11.00

  • THE ANNIE OAKLEY BURGER*

    Two 3oz fresh beef patties with provolone cheese, avocado, sauteed mushrooms, lettuce, tomato, onion, bacon and mayonnaise on a toasted bun.

    $11.75

  • THE DOC ELDER BURGER

    Two 3oz fresh beef patties with sauteed mushrooms, onions, bacon, grilled tomato, provolone cheese an dijonaisse on sourdough.

    $11.75

  • THE SANTA ANA BURGER*

    Two 3oz all-beef patties, pepper jack and shredded cheddar jack cheese, lettuce, Pico de Gallo, avocado, tostada strips, and Baja sauce on a toasted bun. Served with fries and a pickle spear.

    $11.75

WRAPS*

  • THE BUGSY WRAP

    The wrap version of our Mobster. served cold. Pepperoni, salami, ham, provolone cheese, fresh spinach, tomato, banana peppers, red wine vinegar, olive oil, oregano & ranch dressing wrapped up in a flour tortilla.

  • THE HOUND WRAP

    Our refreshing spinach tortilla wrap. filled with chicken, fresh spinach, swiss cheese, bacon, tomato, onion & ranch dressing.

  • JACK THE WRAPPER

    Fried chicken, shredded cheddar-jack cheese, pico de gallo, & our house made salsa wrapped in a flour tortilla.

SALADS*

  • CHEF SALAD

    Ham, turkey, hard boiled egg, cucumber, cherry tomato, & cheddar Jack cheese on a bed of fresh Iceberg lettuce.

    $11.00

  • COBB SALAD

    Ham, bacon, black olives, hard boiled egg, cucumber, cherry tomatoes, bleu cheese crumble, & cheddar Jack cheese on a bed of fresh Iceberg lettuce.

    $11.00

  • GARDEN SALAD

    Cherry tomatoes, red onion, cucumber & house made croutons on a bed of shredded Iceberg lettuce.

    $9.00

  • SOUTHWEST CHICKEN SALAD

    Black beans, roasted corn, tomato, cheese, & our seasoned grilled chicken on a bed of fresh Iceberg lettuce.

    $11.25

  • KETO BLASTER SALAD

    Avocado, bacon, cheese, egg, & turkey served on a bed of fresh Iceberg lettuce.

    $11.25

  • THE JOAQUIN TACO SALAD

    $11.50

  • SIDE GARDEN SALAD

    $5.00

SEAFOOD*

  • SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES TACOS

    Beer battered pollock, deep fried & served on corn tortillas. Topped with lettuce, tomato & house-made Baja sauce.

    $13.50

  • THE INTERNATIONAL WATERS

    $13.00

  • THE SHRIMP PO'BOY

    $13.50

  • JACQUES COUSTEAU SHRIMP BASKET

    $12.50

  • SHARK BAIT FISH & CHIPS

    $12.50

GRAVEYARD SERIES*

  • THE UNMARKED GRAVE

    Our version of Poutine. Fries topped with brown gravy, white cheddar cheese curds, roast beef, tomato & green onion.

    $14.25

  • THE GRANTS TOMB

    A bed of fries topped with two burger patties, brown gravy, sautéed mushrooms, swiss cheese, diced tomato & green onions.

    $13.25

KIDS MENU* 11:00AM-8:00PM

KIDS LUNCH*

  • GRILLED CHEESE*

    Choice of bread with melty delicious cheddar and provolone cheese.

    $7.75

  • PB & J*

    Choice of bread with creamy Peanut butter and choice of Grape or Strawberry jelly

    $7.75

  • THE PLEA BARGAIN*

    Choice of of White -OR- Wheat -OR- Sourdough bread & choice of Ham -OR- Turkey -OR- Bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato & mayo. Served with a side of fries.

    $8.75

  • LITTLE WRANGLER*

    Our fresh slow roasted Roast Beef sliced and topped with Cheddar Cheese on your choice of bread and topped with lettuce & tomato & your choice of sauce.

    $8.75

  • LITTLE RASCAL BURGER*

    One all-beef patty, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, and your choice of mayo, mustard, or ketchup on a toasted bun.

    $8.00

  • CHICKEN STRIPS*

    $8.00

SATURDAY BREAKFAST ALL DAY*

BURRITOS*

  • BACON EGG & CHEESE BURRITO*

    3 eggs scrambled and topped with cheddar & jack cheese, crispy bacon, wrapped in a warm tortilla and toasted on the grill.

    $6.75
    OUT OF STOCK

  • SAUSAGE EGG & CHEESE*

    3 eggs scrambled and topped with cheddar & jack cheese, delicious sausage, wrapped in a warm tortilla and toasted on the grill.

    $6.75

  • CHORIZO EGG & CHEESE*

    3 eggs scrambled and topped with cheddar & jack cheese, delicious chorizo, wrapped in a warm tortilla and toasted on the grill.

    $6.75

  • BURRO*

    $11.35

BREAKFAST SANDWICHES*

  • BREAKFAST SANDWICH*

    An egg cooked the way you like it with your choice of cheese, bacon, sausage, or ham, on your choice of bread.

    $6.50

  • BAGEL SANDWICH*

    An egg cooked the way you like it with your choice of cheese, bacon, sausage, or ham, on your choice of bagel.

    $6.50

  • THE CRAIG MAC*

    An egg served on a toasted english muffin topped with american cheese and your choice of sausage, ham or bacon.

    $5.50

  • MIKE'S LONE CHICKEN BISCUT*

    $7.50
    OUT OF STOCK

BREAKFAST BOWLS*

  • THE 5-TO-LIFE*

    Our delicious BIG breakfast bowl. 2 eggs cooked the way you like with house potato's. Then your choice of bacon, sausage, or ham, choice of cheese, and your choice of white, wheat or sourdough toast.

    $11.50

  • THE KETO BREAKFAST

    Two eggs cooked the way you like with your choice of bacon, sausage, or ham and choice of cheese.

    $8.00

BREAKFAST PLATES*

  • THE ONE EGG BREAKFAST*

    One egg cooked the way you like with your choice of bacon, sausage, or ham and choice of white or wheat bread.

    $6.50

  • THE TWO EGG BREAKFAST*

    Two eggs cooked the way you like with your choice of bacon, sausage, or ham and choice of white or wheat bread.

    $7.75

  • JUST ONE EGG*

    One egg cooked the way you like.

    $3.00

  • JUST TWO EGGS*

    Two eggs cooked the way you like.

    $4.50

  • BREAKFAST QUESADILLA*

    $7.85

OMLETTES*

  • BUILD YOUR OWN OMLETTE*

    A delicious three egg omelet with your choice of cheese and as many toppings as you like!

    $6.25

BREAD STUFF*

  • BISCUITS & GRAVY*

    A fresh biscuit made from scratch in our bakery topped with a generous helping of our homemade sausage gravy.

    $5.50
    OUT OF STOCK

  • FRENCH TOAST*

    Two slices of hand battered thick Texas toast, topped with powdered sugar and served with a side of syrup.

    $7.00

  • EXTRA SLICE OF FRENCH TOAST*

    $3.25

  • THE LONE BAGEL*

    $3.25

  • THE LONE CROISSANT*

    $3.00

  • THE LONE TORTILLA*

    $2.15

  • THE LONE ENGLISH MUFFIN*

    $1.90

  • THE LONE BISCUIT*

    $1.65
    OUT OF STOCK

  • JUST TOAST*

    $1.65

  • PANCAKE 3 STACK

    A delicious stack of house made pancakes fresh off the griddle. Served with butter and syrup.

    $6.50

  • THE LONE PANCAKE

    $2.75

BEVERAGES

FOUNTAIN DRINKS

  • FOUNTAIN DRINK

    $2.49

  • WATER TO-GO

    $1.00

  • BAG OF ICE

    $3.00

HOT COFFEES

  • BOB'S CUP

    $1.50

  • LATTE

    $3.75

  • CAPPUCINO

    $3.75

  • MACCIATO

    $3.75

  • AMERICANO

    $2.50

  • RED EYE

    $3.75

  • CAFE AU LAIT

    $3.00

  • CORTADO

    $3.25

  • ESPRESSO SINGLE SHOT

    $1.50

  • ESPRESSO DOUBLE SHOT

    $2.25

  • ESPRESSO TRIPLE SHOT

    $2.75

  • BREVE LATTE

    $5.00

  • HOT CHOCOLATE

    $3.50

COLD COFFEES

  • ICED LATTE

    $4.25

  • ICED MACCIATO

    $4.50

  • ICED BREVE LATTE

    $4.75

  • COLD BREW

    $3.00

  • ICED ESPRESSO SINGLE SHOT

    $2.00

  • ICED ESPRESSO DOUBLE SHOT

    $2.50

  • ICED ESPRESSO TRIPLE SHOT

    $3.00

  • ICED AMERICANO

    $2.50

  • ICED RED EYE

    $4.25

  • AFFOGATO

    $3.00

FRAPPES

  • VANILLA FRAPPE

    $5.50

  • CARAMEL FRAPPE

    $5.50

  • RED VELVET FRAPPE

    $5.50

  • FRAPPE OF THE MONTH

    $6.00

TEAS

  • ICED TEA GALLON JUG

    $4.99
    OUT OF STOCK

  • HOT TEA

    $1.50

  • LONDON FOG HOT

    $3.50

  • LONDON FOG ICED

    $4.35

  • CHAI TEA LATTE HOT

    $3.50

  • CHAI TEA LATTE ICED

    $4.35

  • MATCHA LATTE HOT

    $3.95

  • MATCHA LATTE ICED

    $4.75

  • EARL GREYHOUND

    $3.75

  • BUTTERFLY LEMONADE

    $2.50

MILK

  • Small Milk

    $1.50

  • Medium Milk

    $2.00

  • Large Milk

    $2.50

SHAKES/SMOOTHIES

  • SHAKE

    $4.50
    OUT OF STOCK

  • THE FROZEN STRAWBERRY LEMONADE

    $4.50

The Courthouse Cafe LLC Location and Hours

(575) 226-2253
109 S Main Ave, Portales, NM 88130
Closed • Opens Tuesday at 8AM
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