
The Courthouse Cafe LLC 109 S Main Ave
109 S Main Ave, Portales, NM
Pickup Only
Featured Items
LITTLE RASCAL BURGER*
One all-beef patty, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, and your choice of mayo, mustard, or ketchup on a toasted bun.$8.00THE SHERIFF SANCHEZ BURGER*
$11.75+
THE INTERROGATOR*
Our Slow Roasted Roast Beef served on a baguette along with a cup of our delicious Au jus. Feel free to add some cheese to make for an even tastier sandwich!$9.50
LUNCH* 11:00AM-8:00PM
SANDWICHES*

ACCOMPLICE CLUB*
Our Roasted Turkey, Bacon, cheddar & swiss cheese with lettuce & tomato on white, wheat or sourdough bread and your choice of mayo, mustard, or dijonnaise.$9.75
THE DOMESTIC PARTNER*
Ham & Swiss -OR- Turkey & Swiss with lettuce, tomato, onion, & dijonnaise on a baguette.$9.75
THE RUSTLER ROAST BEEF*
Our Slow Roasted Roast Beef topped with Cheddar Cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion with a delicious horseradish sauce served on a hoagie roll.$9.75
THE HOT HAVANA*
Our Slow Roasted Pulled Pork & Ham, swiss cheese, a pickle & mustard served on a baguette.$10.75
THE SQUEALER*
Not 2…Not 3…BUT 4 slices of Bacon!!! With lettuce & tomato & mayonnaise on your choice of white, wheat or sourdough bread.$9.50
THE INTERROGATOR*
Our Slow Roasted Roast Beef served on a baguette along with a cup of our delicious Au jus. Feel free to add some cheese to make for an even tastier sandwich!$9.50
THE WHITE COLLAR JAILBIRD*
Our Roasted Turkey with swiss cheese, avocado, mayo, lettuce & tomato served on a buttery croissant.$10.50
THE MOBSTER*
Pepperoni, Salami & Ham with provolone cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, banana peppers, red wine vinegar, olive oil & oregano served on a hoagie roll.$10.50THE ELIOT NESS*
$9.75THE EMANCIPATED MINOR*
$7.75THE PECOS BOB*
$9.75THE STAKEOUT*
$9.50
BURGERS*
All burgers come with a side of fries and a pickle spear.

THE DEPUTY DOUBLE*
Two beef patties with American cheese topped with lettuce, tomato, onion and our amazing house sauce on a toasted bun.$10.75+
THE BILLY THE KID BURGER*
Two 3oz fresh beef patties with green chile and pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion and mayonnaise on a toasted bun.$11.50+
THE SHERIFF HOOKER BURGER*
Two 3oz fresh beef patty’s with cheddar cheese, 2 bacon slices, lettuce, tomato, sauteed onions and our delicious homemade BBQ Sauce on a toasted bun.$11.50+
THE SHERIFF PARKER BURGER*
Two 3oz fresh beef patties with cheddar & pepper jack cheese, green chile, house made chimichurri sauce, bacon, lettuce, tomato & onion on a toasted bun.$11.50+
THE DOC HOLIDAY BURGER*
Two 3oz fresh beef patties with sauteed mushrooms, swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion & dijonnaise on a toasted bun.$11.50+
THE ANNIE OAKLEY BURGER*
Two 3oz fresh beef patties with provolone cheese, avocado, sauteed mushrooms, lettuce, tomato, onion, bacon and mayonnaise on a toasted bun.$12.50+THE DOC ELDER BURGER
Two 3oz fresh beef patties with sauteed mushrooms, onions, bacon, grilled tomato, provolone cheese an dijonaisse on sourdough.$12.50+THE SANTA ANA BURGER*
Two 3oz all-beef patties, pepper jack and shredded cheddar jack cheese, lettuce, Pico de Gallo, avocado, tostada strips, and Baja sauce on a toasted bun. Served with fries and a pickle spear.$12.50+THE SHERIFF SANCHEZ BURGER*
$11.75+
TACOS & WRAPS*
THE BUGSY WRAP
The wrap version of our Mobster. served cold. Pepperoni, salami, ham, provolone cheese, fresh spinach, tomato, banana peppers, red wine vinegar, olive oil, oregano & ranch dressing wrapped up in a flour tortilla.$9.50THE HOUND WRAP
Our refreshing spinach tortilla wrap. filled with chicken, fresh spinach, swiss cheese, bacon, tomato, onion & ranch dressing.$9.00JACK THE WRAPPER
Fried chicken, shredded cheddar-jack cheese, pico de gallo, & our house made salsa wrapped in a flour tortilla.$9.50THE ELFEGO BACA TACOS*
Two mojo pork tacos with shredded cheddar-jack, lettuce, pico de gallo, & sour cream on corn tortillas.$10.50
SALADS*

CHEF SALAD
Ham, turkey, hard boiled egg, cucumber, cherry tomato, & cheddar Jack cheese on a bed of fresh Iceberg lettuce.$11.00
COBB SALAD
Ham, bacon, black olives, hard boiled egg, cucumber, cherry tomatoes, bleu cheese crumble, & cheddar Jack cheese on a bed of fresh Iceberg lettuce.$11.00
GARDEN SALAD
Cherry tomatoes, red onion, cucumber & house made croutons on a bed of shredded Iceberg lettuce.$9.00
SOUTHWEST CHICKEN SALAD
Black beans, roasted corn, tomato, cheese, & our seasoned grilled chicken on a bed of fresh Iceberg lettuce.$11.25
KETO BLASTER SALAD
Avocado, bacon, cheese, egg, & turkey served on a bed of fresh Iceberg lettuce.$11.25THE JOAQUIN TACO SALAD
$11.50SIDE GARDEN SALAD
$5.50
SEAFOOD*
GRAVEYARD SERIES*
THE UNMARKED GRAVE
Our version of Poutine. Fries topped with brown gravy, white cheddar cheese curds, roast beef, tomato & green onion.$14.75THE GRANTS TOMB
A bed of fries topped with two burger patties, brown gravy, sautéed mushrooms, swiss cheese, diced tomato & green onions.$13.75BISCUITS & GRAVY*
A huge fresh biscuit made from scratch in our bakery topped with a generous helping of our homemade sausage gravy.$6.00
KIDS MENU* 11:00AM-8:00PM
KIDS LUNCH*
GRILLED CHEESE*
Choice of bread with melty delicious cheddar and provolone cheese.$7.75PB & J*
Choice of bread with creamy Peanut butter and choice of Grape or Strawberry jelly$7.75THE PLEA BARGAIN*
Choice of of White -OR- Wheat -OR- Sourdough bread & choice of Ham -OR- Turkey -OR- Bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato & mayo. Served with a side of fries.$8.75LITTLE WRANGLER*
Our fresh slow roasted Roast Beef sliced and topped with Cheddar Cheese on your choice of bread and topped with lettuce & tomato & your choice of sauce.$8.75LITTLE RASCAL BURGER*
One all-beef patty, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, and your choice of mayo, mustard, or ketchup on a toasted bun.$8.00CHICKEN STRIPS*
$8.00
SIDES*
EXTRA SIDES*
BEVERAGES
FOUNTAIN DRINKS
HOT COFFEES
COLD COFFEES
FRAPPES
TEAS
JACQUES COUSTEAU SHRIMP BASKET
$13.25
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