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The Courthouse Cafe LLC 109 S Main Ave

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LUNCH 11:00AM-8:00PM
KIDS MENU 11:00AM-8:00PM
BEVERAGES

Popular Items

  • THE INTERROGATOR*
    THE INTERROGATOR*
    $11.50

    Our Slow Roasted Roast Beef served on a baguette along with a cup of our delicious Au jus. Feel free to add some cheese to make for an even tastier sandwich!

  • THE WHITE COLLAR JAILBIRD*
    THE WHITE COLLAR JAILBIRD*
    $12.50

    Our Roasted Turkey with swiss cheese, avocado, mayo, lettuce & tomato served on a buttery croissant.

  • THE HOT HAVANA*
    THE HOT HAVANA*
    $13.00

    Our Slow Roasted Pulled Pork & Ham, swiss cheese, a pickle & mustard served on a baguette.

LUNCH 11:00AM-8:00PM

SANDWICHES*

  • ACCOMPLICE CLUB*
    ACCOMPLICE CLUB*
    $12.50

    Our Roasted Turkey, Bacon, cheddar & swiss cheese with lettuce & tomato on white, wheat or sourdough bread and your choice of mayo, mustard, or dijonnaise.

  • THE DOMESTIC PARTNER*
    THE DOMESTIC PARTNER*
    $12.00

    Ham & Swiss -OR- Turkey & Swiss with lettuce, tomato, onion, & dijonnaise on a baguette.

  • THE RUSTLER ROAST BEEF*
    THE RUSTLER ROAST BEEF*
    $12.00

    Our Slow Roasted Roast Beef topped with Cheddar Cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion with a delicious horseradish sauce served on a hoagie roll.

  • THE HOT HAVANA*
    THE HOT HAVANA*
    $13.00

    Our Slow Roasted Pulled Pork & Ham, swiss cheese, a pickle & mustard served on a baguette.

  • THE SQUEALER*
    THE SQUEALER*
    $11.50

    Not 2…Not 3…BUT 4 slices of Bacon!!! With lettuce & tomato & mayonnaise on your choice of white, wheat or sourdough bread.

  • THE INTERROGATOR*
    THE INTERROGATOR*
    $11.50

    Our Slow Roasted Roast Beef served on a baguette along with a cup of our delicious Au jus. Feel free to add some cheese to make for an even tastier sandwich!

  • THE WHITE COLLAR JAILBIRD*
    THE WHITE COLLAR JAILBIRD*
    $12.50

    Our Roasted Turkey with swiss cheese, avocado, mayo, lettuce & tomato served on a buttery croissant.

  • THE MOBSTER*
    THE MOBSTER*
    $12.25

    Pepperoni, Salami & Ham with provolone cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, banana peppers, red wine vinegar, olive oil & oregano served on a hoagie roll.

  • THE PAROLE BOARD*
    THE PAROLE BOARD*
    $12.75

    Pastrami topped with melted swiss cheese, cole slaw, pickled onions and mustard ona toasted Hoagie roll.

  • THE ACCOUNTANT*
    THE ACCOUNTANT*
    $12.50

    Pastrami topped with melted swiss cheese, cole slaw, pickled onions and mustard ona toasted Hoagie roll.

BURGERS*

All burgers come with a side of fries and a pickle spear.
  • THE DEPUTY DOUBLE*
    THE DEPUTY DOUBLE*
    $11.50+

    Two beef patties with American cheese topped with lettuce, tomato, onion and our amazing house sauce on a toasted bun.

  • THE BILLY THE KID BURGER*
    THE BILLY THE KID BURGER*
    $12.50+

    Two 3oz fresh beef patties with green chile and pepper jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion and mayonnaise on a toasted bun.

  • THE SHERIFF HOOKER BURGER*
    THE SHERIFF HOOKER BURGER*
    $12.50+

    Two 3oz fresh beef patty’s with cheddar cheese, 2 bacon slices, lettuce, tomato, sauteed onions and our delicious homemade BBQ Sauce on a toasted bun.

  • THE SHERIFF PARKER BURGER*
    THE SHERIFF PARKER BURGER*
    $12.50+

    Two 3oz fresh beef patties with cheddar & pepper jack cheese, green chile, house made chimichurri sauce, bacon, lettuce, tomato & onion on a toasted bun.

  • THE DOC HOLIDAY BURGER*
    THE DOC HOLIDAY BURGER*
    $12.50+

    Two 3oz fresh beef patties with sauteed mushrooms, swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion & dijonnaise on a toasted bun.

  • THE ANNIE OAKLEY BURGER*
    THE ANNIE OAKLEY BURGER*
    $13.25+

    Two 3oz fresh beef patties with provolone cheese, avocado, sauteed mushrooms, lettuce, tomato, onion, bacon and mayonnaise on a toasted bun.

  • THE DOC ELDER BURGER
    $13.25+

    Two 3oz fresh beef patties with sauteed mushrooms, onions, bacon, grilled tomato, provolone cheese an dijonaisse on sourdough.

  • THE SANTA ANA BURGER*
    $13.25+

    Two 3oz all-beef patties, pepper jack and shredded cheddar jack cheese, lettuce, Pico de Gallo, avocado, tostada strips, and Baja sauce on a toasted bun. Served with fries and a pickle spear.

WRAPS*

  • THE BUGSY WRAP
    $12.25
  • THE HOUND WRAP
    $11.25

SALADS*

  • CHEF SALAD
    CHEF SALAD
    $10.50

    Ham, turkey, hard boiled egg, cucumber, cherry tomato, & cheddar Jack cheese on a bed of fresh Iceberg lettuce.

  • COBB SALAD
    COBB SALAD
    $10.50

    Ham, bacon, black olives, hard boiled egg, cucumber, cherry tomatoes, bleu cheese crumble, & cheddar Jack cheese on a bed of fresh Iceberg lettuce.

  • GARDEN SALAD
    GARDEN SALAD
    $8.50

    Cherry tomatoes, red onion, cucumber & house made croutons on a bed of shredded Iceberg lettuce.

  • SOUTHWEST CHICKEN SALAD
    SOUTHWEST CHICKEN SALAD
    $10.50

    Black beans, roasted corn, tomato, cheese, & our seasoned grilled chicken on a bed of fresh Iceberg lettuce.

  • KETO BLASTER SALAD
    KETO BLASTER SALAD
    $10.50

    Avocado, bacon, cheese, egg, & turkey served on a bed of fresh Iceberg lettuce.

  • THE JOAQUIN TACO SALAD
    $10.75
  • SIDE GARDEN SALAD
    $4.25

SEAFOOD*

  • SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES TACOS
    $12.50
  • THE INTERNATIONAL WATERS
    $12.00
  • THE SHRIMP PO'BOY
    $12.50
  • JACQUES COUSTEAU SHRIMP BASKET
    $11.50
  • SHARK BAIT FISH & CHIPS
    $11.50

GRAVEYARD SERIES*

  • THE UNMARKED GRAVE
    $13.75
  • THE GRANTS TOMB
    $12.75

KIDS MENU 11:00AM-8:00PM

LUNCH*

  • GRILLED CHEESE*
    $6.75

    Choice of bread with melty delicious cheddar and provolone cheese.

  • PB & J*
    $6.75

    Choice of bread with creamy Peanut butter and choice of Grape or Strawberry jelly

  • CUSTODY BATTLE*
    $7.75

    Ham & Swiss OR Turkey & Swiss on your choice of bread, then topped with lettuce & tomato & your choice of sauce.

  • LITTLE WRANGLER*
    $7.75

    Our fresh slow roasted Roast Beef sliced and topped with Cheddar Cheese on your choice of bread and topped with lettuce & tomato & your choice of sauce.

  • JUVENILE SQUEALER*
    $7.50

    The Squealer’s little brother! Two slices of thick Bacon on your choice of bread along with lettuce & tomato & your choice of sauce.

  • LITTLE RASCAL BURGER*
    $7.00

    One all-beef patty, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, and your choice of mayo, mustard, or ketchup on a toasted bun.

  • CHICKEN STRIPS*
    $7.00

BEVERAGES

FOUNTAIN DRINKS

  • FOUNTAIN DRINK
    $1.75+
  • WATER TO-GO
    $1.00+
  • BAG OF ICE
    $3.00

HOT COFFEES

  • BOB'S CUP
    $1.50+
  • LATTE
    $3.75+
  • CAPPUCINO
    $3.75+
  • MACCIATO
    $3.75+
  • AMERICANO
    $2.50+
  • RED EYE
    $3.75+
  • CAFE AU LAIT
    $3.00+
  • CORTADO
    $3.25
  • ESPRESSO SINGLE SHOT
    $1.50
  • ESPRESSO DOUBLE SHOT
    $2.25
  • ESPRESSO TRIPLE SHOT
    $2.75
  • BREVE LATTE
    $5.00+
  • HOT CHOCOLATE
    $3.50+

COLD COFFEES

  • ICED LATTE
    $4.25
  • ICED MACCIATO
    $4.50
  • ICED BREVE LATTE
    $4.75
  • COLD BREW
    $3.00
  • ICED ESPRESSO SINGLE SHOT
    $2.00
  • ICED ESPRESSO DOUBLE SHOT
    $2.50
  • ICED ESPRESSO TRIPLE SHOT
    $3.00
  • ICED AMERICANO
    $2.50
  • ICED RED EYE

    MILK MODS
    Please select up to 1
    COFFEE ADD ONS
    Please select up to 1
    SAVORY SYRUPS
    FRUIT SYRUPS
    SUGAR FREE SYRUPS
    PUREES
  • ICED RED EYE
    $4.25
  • AFFOGATO
    $3.00

FRAPPES

  • VANILLA FRAPPE
    $5.50
  • CARAMEL FRAPPE
    $5.50
  • RED VELVET FRAPPE
    $5.50
  • FRAPPE OF THE MONTH
    $6.00

TEAS

  • ICED TEA GALLON JUG
    $4.99+Out of stock
  • HOT TEA
    $1.50+
  • LONDON FOG HOT
    $3.50+
  • LONDON FOG ICED
    $4.35
  • CHAI TEA LATTE HOT
    $3.50+
  • CHAI TEA LATTE ICED
    $4.35
  • MATCHA LATTE HOT
    $3.95+
  • MATCHA LATTE ICED
    $4.75
  • EARL GREYHOUND
    $3.75+

MILK

  • Small Milk
    $1.50
  • Medium Milk
    $2.00
  • Large Milk
    $2.50

SHAKES/SMOOTHIES

  • SHAKE
    $4.50
  • SMOOTHIE
    $4.50

The Courthouse Cafe LLC Location and Hours

(575) 226-2253
109 S Main Ave, Portales, NM 88130
Open now • Closes at 7PM
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